Vancouver, B.C. by Bikelover2 on Flickr.
I’m in love with this house and want to marry it. I’d settle for living in it.
This makes my heart smile.
(Source: , via standupcomedyblog)
I’ve got some ideas about how NBC can save “Up All Night”
There’s a storm a-coming and we’re going to have to stay warm somehow, so let’s just take a moment to step away from the Daguerreotypes and say helllloooooo to Gene Kelly.
Hey Gene. Hey.
Oh sweet baby Jesus, it doesn’t get any hotter than this my friends. Time to shut it all down and go home.
Don't Try: Dearest Constitutional Conservatives, -
I understand your desire for there to be a document that answers all questions, settles all disputes, and relinquish us all from the duty of critical thinking in perpetuity. It would be great. It would really free up a lot of time. A magic document that anticipates every conceivable permutation…
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Lawyers, is it time to go home now?
This is both hilariously awesome and super life-shatteringly depressing all at the same time.
I can’t get my cat to wear his inflatable unicorn horn and then I turn on my iPad and this is the first thing I see?!! Fuck you, Internet.
(Source: ryanhatesthis, via buzzfeed)